Black jokes

What do you get when you cross a black man with a groundhog.

        Six more weeks of basketball.

When little white babies die, they go to heaven and become angels, What do little black babies become?

        Bats.

What is another word for cocoon?

        N-nigger.

What is another use for a hool-a-hoop?

        Teething ring for little black babies.

Did you hear about the new black cereal?

        Its called "nuttin bitch."

Why do black men wear wide brimmed hats?

        So pigeons dont shit on their lips.

How do you rape a black woman?

        Dont pay her.

Why do black people stink?

        So blind people can hate them too.

What is black and brown and looks good on a black person?

        A doberman.

Why isnt their any black people in alaska?

        Eskimos skin them and use them as wet suits.

How do you stop ten black men from raping a white woman?

        Throw in a basketball.

How do you get a black man out of a tree after a k.k.k. rally?

        Cut the rope.

What is living proof that natives fucked buffalo?

        Black people.

What do you call four black men in a volkswagon?

        A stink bug.

What is white and looks good on a black man?

        A toe tag.

Why are a black mans eyes always red after sex?

        Mace.

What do you call a black smurf?

        A smigger.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

        Nine months.

What happens when a black woman has an abortion?

        Crime stoppers gives her a check for $500.

What would you call the flintstones if they were black?

        Niggers.

What is the defanition of a black virgin?

        An ugly first grader.

What is the difference between batman and a black man?

        Batman can go down town without Robin.

Why do black people carry shit in their wallets?

        Picture I.D.

What do you call a black man with an I.Q. of 176.

        Africa.

What do you throw a drowning blackman.

        An anchor.

Did you hear about the K.K.K. stuntman?

        He attempted to jump 1000 black people with a steamroller.

What do poor black kids use instead of playdoh?

        Fresh dog shit.

Did you hear about the black man that had a heart attack on halloween?

        Somebody came to the door dressed up like a job.

What are a black mans lips especially good for?

        Sucking change out of parking meters.

How do black people eat chicken?

        One leg around each ear.

A black man and a jewish man jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first?

        Who cares.

What happens if a black man stops paying his garbage bill?

        They stop delivering.

What do you call four black men in a BMW?

        Grand theft auto.